Hot Mess Mondays: Here We Go Again

Just when I thought I had nothing to write about, my political party (yikes) provided the goods. Let’s get it!

1) GOP Senate candidate, Tom Smith, for being as dumb as Todd Akin.

According to Smith, a woman having a baby after a rape is no different from a woman having a baby out of wedlock.

Read the full story here —> Tom Smith on Abortion

Am I missing something? I must be missing something…After all of the mess Todd Akin created with his comments about abortion, WHY would Smith even think to open his mouth? Honestly, there are two words that Mitt Romney needs to tell his entire party. They are “SHUT UP!”

p.s. Should men have anything to say about abortion? Unless a woman asks you for your opinion, you should probably just keep your mouth closed. Just sayin’…

2) The GOP for having its national convention in Florida.

Due to the threat of Tropical Storm Isaac, the “geniuses” behind the Republican convention have had to make a few adjustments, including switching the time of Mitt Romney’s formal nomination as the Republican presidential candidate. Although making adjustments is smart, putting the Republican convention in Florida during peak hurricane season is rather questionable.

p.s. The photo above cracks me up! Can they REALLY do better? #AMess

In all seriousness, my party brings me so much entertainment – It’s just not in the right ways. lol

3) Lindsay Lohan for being a hot American mess.

TMZ reported that Ms. Lohan is officially a suspect in a jewelry theft. Click here for the full story —> Lindsay Lohan A Suspect in Jewelry Heist

Where are this girl’s parents?!?!? Oh, that’s right – they’re both a hot mess too. #FAIL

With everything that’s been going on around this country  lately (and yes, I find Lindsay Lohan just as important as politics. haha), I only have one prayer for tonight –

God, bless America. PLEASE bless us! Amen.

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Hot Mess Mondays: Really? I Mean, Really….

What would I do without the GOP? Let’s get it!

1) Todd Akin for being a complete idiot.

Over the weekend, the Missouri GOP congressman decided to open his mouth about rape and pregnancy. According to Akin, if a woman is raped, her body “has ways to shut [pregnancy] down.”

I don’t know what biology class Akin attended, but he must have failed. Even though I don’t have a firm stance on the entire abortion debate (my mind changes with every scenario), I do know that rape can result in pregnancy. I also know that no woman should have to carry their rapist’s child. I sure wouldn’t.


Akin has dug himself into a very deep hole. Mitt Romney and the Republican Party have been bullying encouraging Akin to quit his race for Senate. #AMess

2) Toure for being a little too chocolate.

After using the N-word to describe Mitt Romney’s campaign’s characterization of Obama, MSNBC’s Toure stirred up a lot of media attention and backlash. Now, the debate on race in American politics is getting even more heated.

Although I try to stay away from using the N-word, I don’t mind its use to prove a point. With that said, it’s always going to present an issue when used on the national stage.

Honestly, Americans should just start embracing the fact that they are all racist. I know I have… lol

Side note: I’m well aware that the “e” in Toure’s name has an accent mark. lol 🙂

3) Shia LaBeouf for agreeing to REAL sex scenes in next flick.

Transformer‘s Shia LaBeouf has agreed to do real sex scenes in his next movie, The Nymphomaniac, and media outlets are having a field day. It’s already been reported that LaBeouf’s girlfriend of 2 years, Karolyn Pho, broke down into tears after hearing the news. Really Shia? I mean, really…

Read the full story here —> Shia LaBeouf in Nymphomaniac

Taking a role like this is a personal choice. The game changes, however, when a significant other is involved. Who really wants to see their “boo” have sex on screen with someone else? #AMess

p.s. Nymphomaniac is being directed by Lars Von Trier, who is known for a number of other sexually explicit films.

4) American Idol for considering Nicki Minaj as a judge

Rumor has it that Nicki Minaj is in talks to join American Idol, and I don’t understand why. Homegirl can’t sing and can barely rap. The only thing she’s good at is shaking her plastic butt in music videos…

I rest my case.

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