Hot Mess Mondays: That’s NOT Hot

It’s been far too long amigos… Let’s get it!

1) Charlie Fuqua for being a complete nutjob.

Just when I thought the GOP couldn’t get any worse, it did….Charlie Fuqua, the Republican candidate for the Arkansas House of Representatives, is openly supporting the death penalty for “rebellious children.”

Read the full story here –> Charlie Fuqua Supports Death Penalty

Honestly, these Republicans are starting to make me very uncomfortable. First, they supported women having their rapists’ children. Now, they’re supporting the killing of children…

Don’t get me wrong. I’m well aware that the views of a few idiots do not represent the entire party. It’s just sad that the GOP is attracting the crazies. Where are the sane Republicans??? Oh wait…they’re probably trying to hold Mitt Romney’s campaign together. Fail.

p.s. This picture of Fuqua all over the Internet is not particularly flattering. He lowkey looks like a pedophile….

2) Mariah Carey for taking “threats on her life” a little too seriously.

Last week, Mariah Carey  told The View‘s Barbara Walters that Nicki Minaj threatened to shoot her. Carey and Minaj are both judges on American Idol.

Latest news here –> Nick Cannon Not Worried About Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj

Personally, I think all of the drama surrounding Carey and Minaj is for TV ratings. With that said, I wouldn’t be surprised if they both hated each other’s guts. If I was Mariah Carey, I would constantly side eye Nicki Minaj and her Skittles weave at the judge’s table. Like, why is she even there? Rainbow Bright was never known for her voice…Just sayin’.

Side note: I wonder what  Keith Urban thinks about all of this drama. He probably wants to shoot himself for agreeing to do A.I. with two huge divas.

3) Justin Bieber for throwing up in concert.

Apparently, during the first show of his Believe tour, Mr. Bieber thought it was okay to vomit on stage.

While the media continues to praise Bieber for finishing his show, I’m still gagging at the idea of seeing such a mess live. I don’t care if Michael Jackson arose from the grave to perform. I wouldn’t want to see him hunched over sick…

4) Lady Gaga for also vomiting several times on stage in Barcelona.

I really hope this isn’t becoming a trend because it’s NOT hot…

It’s just A MESS!

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Hot Mess Mondays: Really? I Mean, Really….

What would I do without the GOP? Let’s get it!

1) Todd Akin for being a complete idiot.

Over the weekend, the Missouri GOP congressman decided to open his mouth about rape and pregnancy. According to Akin, if a woman is raped, her body “has ways to shut [pregnancy] down.”

I don’t know what biology class Akin attended, but he must have failed. Even though I don’t have a firm stance on the entire abortion debate (my mind changes with every scenario), I do know that rape can result in pregnancy. I also know that no woman should have to carry their rapist’s child. I sure wouldn’t.

Anyways…

Akin has dug himself into a very deep hole. Mitt Romney and the Republican Party have been bullying encouraging Akin to quit his race for Senate. #AMess

2) Toure for being a little too chocolate.

After using the N-word to describe Mitt Romney’s campaign’s characterization of Obama, MSNBC’s Toure stirred up a lot of media attention and backlash. Now, the debate on race in American politics is getting even more heated.

Although I try to stay away from using the N-word, I don’t mind its use to prove a point. With that said, it’s always going to present an issue when used on the national stage.

Honestly, Americans should just start embracing the fact that they are all racist. I know I have… lol

Side note: I’m well aware that the “e” in Toure’s name has an accent mark. lol 🙂

3) Shia LaBeouf for agreeing to REAL sex scenes in next flick.

Transformer‘s Shia LaBeouf has agreed to do real sex scenes in his next movie, The Nymphomaniac, and media outlets are having a field day. It’s already been reported that LaBeouf’s girlfriend of 2 years, Karolyn Pho, broke down into tears after hearing the news. Really Shia? I mean, really…

Read the full story here —> Shia LaBeouf in Nymphomaniac

Taking a role like this is a personal choice. The game changes, however, when a significant other is involved. Who really wants to see their “boo” have sex on screen with someone else? #AMess

p.s. Nymphomaniac is being directed by Lars Von Trier, who is known for a number of other sexually explicit films.

4) American Idol for considering Nicki Minaj as a judge

Rumor has it that Nicki Minaj is in talks to join American Idol, and I don’t understand why. Homegirl can’t sing and can barely rap. The only thing she’s good at is shaking her plastic butt in music videos…

I rest my case.

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Music Tuesdays: Nicki Minaj is NOT a Rapper. She’s a “Popstar.”

After hearing Nicki Minaj on David Guetta’s track, I started to like her again….UNTIL she released a music video for “Stupid Hoe” and performed “Roman” at the Grammys.

Fortunately, Minaj has decided to leave those tragedies behind (at least for now) and put out some more promising Pop music.

Honestly, I can no longer consider Nicki Minaj a rapper. She clearly wants to be Britney Spears and Lady Gaga with a Katy Perry wig. Sometimes I think the direction of her career is kind of sad. Instead of trying to be the best female rapper of all time, she’s turning into just another dance-track maker.

The song is cute though!

Moving on…

Another rapper releasing new music right now is B.o.B. I love B.o.B. He’s always had his own unique sound.

Listen to his new single “So Good” below!

I know that this song is about to have major airplay. People were already going crazy this morning.

p.s. Rihanna and Chris Brown’s “Birthday Cake” has hit the radio.

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Hot Mess Mondays: WTF Nicki Minaj…

I’ve been gone for a minute now, but last night’s Grammys have brought me back in full force. There was so much ashiness going on that I had to present some type of commentary.

1) Nicki Minaj for just being a hot mess.

Honestly, I can’t find the appropriate words to use to describe her performance last night because the language I’m thinking of is inappropriate for this blog. With that said, I don’t know what hellfire Nicki Minaj decided  to appear from, but I know it wasn’t the usual devil’s. Honestly, I’m tired of Nicki, Gaga, Perry, and the likes. All of these heifers are trying to be so weird and “different” that they’re all becoming the same person. Not to mention, their music is so ashy that it’s starting to crack my eardrums. At least Madonna made good Pop music. Get it together ladies!

2) Rihanna for making me believe…..

Every time Rihanna performs, I decide to give her the benefit of the doubt. After all, in recent years, she’s been improving as a live performer (After terrible concert sales, Jay-Z was probably like “*^&(% you betta work!”). Unfortunately, last night ended up being another example of why I will never purchase homegirl’s concert ticket. Rihanna started off okay. She was even on key for the most part… Then, it was time for her performance with Coldplay….

Doesn’t she hear herself??? I would advocate for her to use playback, but if she did that she wouldn’t have a career. Boo boo is not Britney status.

By the way, this was Rihanna a few years ago….

You know Jay-Z said something. Heifer didn’t even hit one note! #Fail

3) Chris Brown for constantly making my Newsfeed.

Personally, I’ve forgiven Chris enough for his past to not care about him performing on the Grammys. However, I know that a lot of people haven’t. I guess the point is that he should’ve never hit a woman and then blown up my inbox.

p.s. He had an awesome performance last night as always. Maybe I would be more excited about this Chris Brown at the Grammys debate, but honestly he’s already performed everywhere else. This is just another award show in my mind. The End.

Check out Brown’s performance below….

And, in other news…

This weekend marked a sad time in the music industry when Whitney Houston passed. Thank goodness we have Jennifer Hudson to sing such beautiful tributes. Between her and Adele, the Grammys weren’t a complete waste of my time.

We love you Whitney!

Whitney Houston

(1963-2012) 

And, just for kicks….

Take some pointers Rihanna!

True Thursdays: Katy and Nicki Are Overexposed

Both Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj have been having the year of their lives. They’ve literally been everywhere, and neither one of them is showing signs of slowing down.

I wasn’t a big Katy Perry fan until she released my jam, “Teenage Dream” back in 2010. Once that single came out, I was hooked. But now, all I want is for her to go away. Overexposure is a very real thing, and Ms. Perry has been overexposed. Unfortunately, I can’t get away from her music on the radio. Lord help me…

As for Nicki, I have never been 100% sold on this girl. Though some of her verses are good, a lot of them are questionable. When I hear her on the radio, I can’t even comprehend what’s coming out of her mouth. Does she even speak real words?

Maybe I’m being too harsh on these two. Nonetheless, I’m ready to hear and discover some NEW talent in 2012. 🙂

p.s. Listen to Nicki’s verse on this David Guetta song “Turn Me On.”

Nicki’s actually the one singing on this track, and she doesn’t sound that bad. If only she sang this good in real life….No, I have not forgotten her GMA performance. SMH. Oh, the wonders of autotune…haha

Hot Mess Mondays: Grow Up Bieber!

Okay, I might get some heat for this one, BUT….

1) Justin Bieber for growing into womanhood.

I know that I’ve already put him on this countdown once for this, but I just can’t get over the girlie-faced popstar. When most boys grow up, they get…well…manlier. I don’t know if higher testosterone levels are in Bieber’s future, but one can only hope. After all, it took Zac Efron a while, and he turned out just fine.

Zac Efron

p.s. This will be my last post about Bieber’s look. Poor thing can’t help it.

2) Nicki Minaj for her “new” single featuring Rihanna.

Okay, is it just me, or did Nicki Minaj release “Fly” last year? Radio stations and websites are calling it a new single, and it’s bothering me because I’m pretty sure I was singing this LAST summer. Maybe I’m just a little tired of Ms. Minaj….and her sidekick RiRi.

3. Bishop Eddie Long for being in denial.

Even though his wife has filed for divorce, Eddie Long is choosing to remain optimistic about his marriage. According to Eddie, he and his wife love each other and are not mad at each other…

Yeah right! If any of the black women I know were in the middle of an Eddie Long sex scandal, they would be mad. There’s nothing positive about a cheating husband. And, there’s definitely nothing positive about a cheating husband who is involved with young boys….Side-eye. I won’t judge Bishop Long. I’ll leave that up to his Father.

Note to Men: Women can “forgive” you when things unfold behind closed doors, not in the national news.

4. The creators of New Year’s Eve for making New Year’s Eve.

One can only hope that this movie won’t suck, but alas this is another product of Hollywood…New Year’s Eve  comes out this Friday, December 9th in theaters.

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Hot Mess Mondays: WHY?

1) Nicki Minaj for just being a mess.

I love when people make this list simply for fitting the description of “hot mess.” Not only did Nicki Minaj have her nipple slip out during her Good Morning America concert, but she also attempted to sing the chorus to “Moment 4 Life.” I don’t know which was worse…..My ears are telling me the singing…

2) Big Boi for getting arrested for drug possession.

Honestly, these rappers just need to get it together. Big Boi is way too old to be getting arrested…Hopefully, he won’t turn into another T.I…

3) Kenny Ortega for remaking Dirty Dancing.

WHY? WHY? and WHHHHHHY does Hollywood continuously seem to think that remakes are good? I know that Kenny Ortega is an amazing talent, having had tremendous success as a choreographer/director with such films as the original Dirty DancingHigh School Musical, Cheetah Girls, This Is It, etc. With that said, Dirty Dancing is a classic for a reason…Sigh…I guess I should just be happy that no one has decided to redo Singin’ In The Rain. If that happens, I might have to relocate to another country.

4) Ashley for being the most annoying offspring in Housewives history.

If you’re a fan of Housewives of New Jersey, then you know exactly why this heifer made the list. Ashley is beyond disrespectful to her parents as well as spoiled. The least she could do is be somewhat entertaining. Why do you think Teresa didn’t make the list instead? lol

5) Kanye West and Jay-Z for flooding my inbox with articles about Watch the Throne.

Okay, maybe it’s not their fault that I’m subscribed to lots of media blogs. lol

I just can’t believe the hype over one album. Then again, when did I ever get THAT excited about an album release? Anyways, I’ve heard some pretty decent reviews about the album, so good for them. I know the tour will be crazy. 🙂

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