Hot Mess Mondays: At Least He Looks Good

After taking two Mondays off for Labor Day (don’t ask…lol), I’m baaack. Let’s get it!

1) Mitt Romney for being a complete idiot.

Just when I was about to declare American Idol as the #1 Hot Mess, I heard about Mitt Romney’s comments at a private fundraiser back in May.  Read the full story here —> Secretly Filmed Video of Mitt Romney

According to Mitt, “There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. [These people] believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing….and that the government should give it to them.” Furthermore, “these are people who pay no income tax.”

Really Mitt?

As if that statement wasn’t bad enough, Mitt goes on to joke about how being Latino would help him win the election…

When will Mitt and the rest of the GOP learn to SHUT UP?! I mean, it really isn’t that hard… Don’t they teach quiet time in Kindergarten? I’m just sayin’….#AMess

On a brighter note, I was looking at old pictures of a young Mitt Romney the other day. He looks significantly better today than he did in this picture.

I wonder if he waxes his eyebrows now or if the white hair just blends in with his face…Whatever it is, he looks good for an older man. lol 

2) American Idol for actually making Nicki Minaj a judge.

WTF American Idol! Did I miss something? First of all, I thought Nicki Minaj was a rapper personality. Secondly, I thought she didn’t sing without autotune…

When I first heard rumors of Nicki joining the judges panel, I didn’t give it too much thought. Now, I don’t know what to think. Even Mariah Carey doesn’t like the show’s decision.

Apparently, Mariah does not get along with Ms. Rainbow Bright.  Surprise…Surprise…Nicki vs. Mariah

p.s. I’m glad Keith Urban has joined A.I. Luv him! 🙂

3) Chris Brown for being stupid.

Last week, the media went crazy when a new tatoo appeared on Chris Brown’s neck.

Chris’ tat looks like a battered woman’s face. However, it is an image inspired by a MAC cosmetics design. Check the proof here –> Chris Brown Tatoo

Although Brown appears to be innocent this time, his lack of good judgment still makes him a hot mess.

By the way, Chris Brown is scheduled to have a probation hearing soon. Some aren’t convinced that the singer/rapper has been completing his community service hours since being convicted in 2009 for beating up ex-gf Rihanna.

4) Amanda Bynes for becoming the next Lindsay Lohan.

Over the weekend, Bynes’ car was impounded after she was caught driving with a suspended license. Bynes was charged with a DUI in June and has been having frequent run-ins with police ever since.

Personally, I am shocked that Amanda is the latest starlet to have drug abuse/legal troubles.

I guess that’s Hollywood for you. Bynes used to be hot. Now, she’s not.

Even Lindsay Lohan had something to say about Bynes’ recent misbehaviors –> Lindsay Lohan on Amanda Bynes

WHAT-A-MESS

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Hot Mess Mondays: Mess in the U.S.A.

Once again, the rich and famous have lived up to my expectations…Let’s get it!

1) Mitt Romney for choosing Paul Ryan as his running mate.

Usually, I try not to get too political on here, but I can’t ignore Romney’s new best friend. If you haven’t heard of Paul Ryan by now, he is considered the mastermind behind the Republican Party’s tax cuts and spending plan.

Click here to learn more —> Paul Ryan’s Plan To Cut Taxes

I’m a Republican on paper, but I think it’s time to become an Independent…Side eye.

2) Romney and Obama for forgetting their roles.

Listen to the first 5 seconds of the clip below.

President Obama also made a similar gaffe when he referred to Biden as the president. Get it together guys! haha

p.s. I’m very curious to see how this year’s election will play out.

3) Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada for becoming our country’s most mess couple.

 

Over the weekend, Chad Johnson a.k.a. Chad Ochocinco was arrested for domestic violence after headbutting his wife, Evelyn Lozada. Read the full story here —> Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Arrested

To be perfectly honest, I’m not surprised about these two. Evelyn is known for her hoodrat ways on Vh1’s Basketball Wives, having thrown multiple objects at other cast members. As for Ochocinco, only time will tell what will happen to his career. He’s already been dropped from the Miami Dolphins…

Don’t worry Chad! Maybe America will forgive you like they did Chris Brown! Oh wait, he still has a stage to perform on…Nevermind.

4) America’s fave young starlet for hiding her new do.

Miley Cyrus

Ms. Cyrus decided to get a little scissor happy over the weekend.

Now, instead of rockin’ long auburn locks, Miley is workin’ an edgy bleached blonde cut.

I can get down with Miley’s new hair. After all, I did chop mine off a few months ago…haha

With that said, Miley needs to show that she’s proud of her look. It sounds like the paparazzi are starting to get the best of her – Miley hid her face and hair from the cameras as she walked with her fiance, Liam Hemsworth. #Nobueno

Oh well…At least she still has her hits…

Maybe the short hair was a bad idea…lol

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No need to say “Fight!” These heifers already took care of that part…Side eye.

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