So Despicable

Hola mi amigos!

Guess who’s back? Meeeeeeeeee. lol By the way, whenever I take a hiatus, it is definitely for a good reason. I wouldn’t just leave you all high and dry. Anyways, I’m finally settled in my new home, Los Angeles, and I must say that I am extremely excited to see where my life takes me. With that said, you all do not read to “watch” me lol. You read to watch others. So, that is exactly what we shall do!

First Up…

Despicable Me

Honestly, when the original trailers for Despicable Me first came out, I was like what in the world is this. I totally didn’t understand what the movie would be about. Then eventually the newer trailers began to introduce the evil, yet lovable, Mr. Gru and the three orphan girls, whom he uses for his most evil genius plan, stealing the moon. Because the movie was even cuter than its trailers, I say go check it out if you’re curious. ๐Ÿ™‚

p.s. Thumbs up to Steve Carell for just having one of the most successful careers right now in Hollywood. Carell is the voice of Mr. Gru in Despicable Me and will also be starring alongside Paul Rudd in Dinner With Schmucks on July 30th.

Next Up….

Grown Ups

Originally, Grown Ups was on my ABSOLUTELY DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE list. But when you have friends that want to see a certain movies, sometimes you just have to make compromises. Seeing Grown Ups this past week was my compromise….and honestly, it should have remained on my ABDNSTM list.

For some reason, this movie has taken in A LOT of money. I just don’t understand….95% of the movie is not funny. I don’t mind it when comedies don’t have a plot as long as they are funny, but Grown Ups was just one big FAILURE. So, if you’re still thinking about seeing Grown Ups, don’t! Your 12 dollars are better off spent on something else. How about Knight and Day instead? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Moving On…

Because I’ve been gone for a minute, a lot of the things that I want to report on are old news. So, instead of repeating what you’ve already seen on the news and in magazines, I have composed a Hot Mess list for this past week. Here are the top 5 celebrities (in no particular order, except for numero uno), who were and still are a hot mess.

1. Lindsay Lohan- For just always being a mess. May her 90 day jail sentence be what saves her train wreck of a life.

2. 50 Cent – For starting more unnecessary hip hop beef.

50 Cent vs. Diddy

3. Mel Gibson – For having an abusive and racist tongue.

Mel Gibson Dropped By Agency

Mel, the next time you speak, maybe you should ask yourself “What would Jesus do?”

4. Kate Gosselin – For keeping the fame going when she has an army of kids to raise.

5. Adam Sandler – For making another horrible movie.

If you have gotten nothing out of this post, just remember one thing – DON’T SEE GROWN UPS! lol

The Stars Are Falling

We peasants are always ready to learn about our kings, queens, princes, and princesses getting into trouble. That is just the simple nature of the fairytale that we live in, Hollywood: A Travesty. Our majesties get into trouble one day, and then magically the next day they are out of trouble again. And, we accept that their fairy godmothers are working a lot harder than our own, especially our fave princess’.

Yes, our highness, Ms. Lohan, was in trouble just yesterday when reports surfaced that she was stuck in France, and about to miss her mandatory court appearance back home in LA. Rumors began that a warrant might even be issued for Lindsay’s arrest. Now, it looks like Lindsay’s warrant has been recalled.

Honestly, Lindsay’s godmother must be saying more than”Bippidy- Boppidy-Boo!” because as we all know it takes a lot to keep our little redhead out of trouble. Maybe someone just needs to let Lindsay’s star fallย  out of the sky permanently for a while. That might be the only way that she’ll get it together. She’s almost completely in the ground anyways…..Just saying…

Lindsay Lohan Arrest Warrant Recalled

What do you think? Should everyone just pull the plug on Lindsay? Send her off to jail to learn a Paris lesson? A curious mind wants to know!

As for another princess….

It looks like Ms. Fox’s star will be dropping from the sky soon as the young starlet won’t be appearing in the next Transformers movie. Rumor had it a while ago that Megan upset the blockbuster’s director Michael Bay. Now, film execs are saying that they just want to take Shia Labeouf’s character in a new direction without a girlfriend. We peasants know that that’s code for “Megan, screwed up and big!” Unfortunately, I don’t know if this princess even has as much relevance as Lindsay. We only hear about Ms. Fox when a new Transformers is about to be released. I guess that means both her and her fairy godmother are out of work for now.

I just don’t see Megan really having much of a movie career without the metal monsters. Let’s be real, she only made princess status for being “hot”….With that said, she can always make bank modeling. Thoughts?

p.s. Just because some stars fall, doesn’t mean that others won’t rise.

Check out these cute British boys as they become rising stars on Britain’s Got Talent, which seems to show better talent than America by the way…lol

Enjoy! ๐Ÿ™‚

Can’t Stop Won’t Stop

Looks like our favorite starlet, Ms. Lindsay Lohan,ย  has a new single out! “Can’t Stop Won’t Stop” is your typical slowish Pop song. However, it’s not as catchy as Lindsay’s “Rumors,” which came out in 2004 before the actress/singer ran into drug and legal troubles. Even though I am undecided about the song, I am glad to learn that Lindsay is scheduled to complete her alcohol education classes on time. At least she’s accomplishing a string of productivity nowadays. Maybe her new music should reflect more on that fact instead of just on generic boy problems??? Only a suggestion….Anyways, I do think that the words “Can’t Stop Won’t Stop” could be seen as Lindsay’s subtle way of letting the world know that she is back and not stopping anytime soon.

Is it a winner??? Leave a comment and let me know what you think!

Lindsay Lohan Alcohol Classes

**With Lindsay coming back on the scene, I can’t help, but to draw some comparisons to the other redhead in Tinseltown, Ms. Cyrus. Both Lindsay and Miley began as child actors before picking up music careers as well. Now, that Miley is beginning to become more “mature,” one has to wonder if she, too, will soon be on the downward Hollywood spiral. Let’s hope not…..

p.s. A friend suggested that I write a post comparing Lindsay and Miley, and I think I’m going to do it. It just sounds like too much fun and hilarity to pass up, so consider the post written. lol

In the meantime, let’s remember the good ol’ days shall we. Here’s the video for Lindsay’s “Rumors.” Enjoy! ๐Ÿ™‚

I’m liking this oldie a lot better than the new single. Also, the cage in this video reminds me of another girl’s recent video. Hmmmm…..Miley, maybe?

Side Note: After reporting about Bret Michaels’ latest battles in the ICU, I realize that I never updated everyone about the rocker’s current health status. Apparently, our prayers worked and Bret seems to be doing rather well. He’s even talking about touring by the end of May.

As much as I am happy for Bret, I think that he needs to take a breather. After all, the man did almost die! He doesn’t need to tour. Just sayin’……BUT, if this post’s theme is about not stopping, then I guess Bret is right in his decision.

Bret Michaels’ Condition

And, on another completely random note, Lindsay’s song title reminded me of another hit from way back when. You have to remember this one! I wonder what happened to the Young Gunz…

Awww, I miss them. ๐Ÿ™‚

They Could Really Use A Wish Right Now

Unfortunately, not everything continues to be right in Tinseltown. So many celebs need either a prayer, a wish, or both, and I’m happy to give it to them.

Let’s Pray for Bret!

Almost two weeks ago Bret Michaels, frontman for the band Poison, was rushed to a hospital for an emergency appendectomy.ย  Though the appendectomy went well, Bret, only a few days ago, had to be rushed to the hospital again.ย  Michaels apparently suffered from a massive brain hemorrhage (bleeding of the brain). Despite rumors of his death, however, everyone can take comfort in the fact that the rocker is still alive – though in critical condition. Michaels is 47 years old.

For those of you of the younger generation (like me), you may also know Michaels from his hit reality show Rock of Love on VH1.

Bret Michaels Rushed to ICU

Let’s Wish Jesse James The Best

Though Mr. James a.k.a. Sandra Bullock’s seemingly soon to be ex-husband has received negative attention for his adulterer status, I still like to wish him the very best. People magazine reports seeing James leave rehab recently without his wedding ring (another sign that the couple might just call it quits).

Personally, I like the fact that James at least went to rehab. Some celebrities don’t even make it that far…. Plus,ย  it appears that he continues to be a good father when he is at home, taking his kids to school, etc. One can imagine that times are not easy for either him or our princess Sandra, so lets wish them both the best, eh? Who knows, maybe they’ll get back together and this won’t end in another typical Hollywood divorce…..

Lindsay Needs More Than A Wish and A Prayer

I’m still baffled about the number of times I have mentioned Ms. Lohan in these posts. Why is she always cover story news for her antics?!? Geez…Anyways, the latest update on Lindsay is that she was recently fired from another job. Over the weekend,ย  Entertainment Weekly reported that the director for the upcoming film The Other Side announced that Lindsay would be replaced on the project. At least Lindsay still has Machete, right? Honestly, I don’t know if either wishing or praying will work for this redhead…..Access Hollywood has even been highlighting reports of Lindsay being an irresponsible older sister. Ali, Lindsay’s sixteen year old younger sister, has been staying with the starlet in a home that apparently has little furniture and potential drugs all over the place. I hope Ali is not going down the same road as her sister. Two messed up Lohan siblings is not a good look.

**Read the full articles below.

Lohan Dropped From Next Film

Lindsay Lohan, Perez Hilton Feud

And, because Lindsay has been having it so rough lately, I tried to choose a more flattering picture of her this time. Pretty girl. Such a shame…..

B.o.B.’s Wishes Coming True

**At first I was just going to leave this as a downer post, BUT there is also a lot of positivity in the celeb world, especially regarding our newest faves. For example, B.o.B’s Nothin on You dethroned Rihanna’s Rude Boy as the #1 song in the country last week. And, his newest single Airplanes, which provided the motivation for this post, debuted at #12. I wish B.o.B. on the continued success and pray that the music industry is nothing but kind to him.

Cop B.o.B.’sย  album on 4/27! ย  ๐Ÿ˜‰

B.o.B. Presents: The Adventures of Bobby Ray Album Preview

Where Are the Fairy Tale Endings?

That’s the question that I wish someone could answer for me. Now, I know that fairy tale endings are only for fairy tales lol, but something inside me has to believe that there is happiness out there for everyone. Unfortunately, in the latest chapter of Hollywood: A Travesty, things appear to steadily be getting worse for some of our favorite celebs.

Lindsay Lohan

For over a week, I have wanted to hear something positive come out about Ms. Lohan, but the news just keeps getting worse and worse. Already in the news lately because of a couple of “rude” comments made about her by the celebrity messiah (excuse the term) Dr. Drew, Ms. Lohan now seems to be dealing with some troubling financial woes. Access Hollywood reports that Lindsay is behind $600,000 in credit card payments. Not to mention, she owes almost $23,000 in rent the last time anyone checked. Perhaps these problems wouldn’t seem so problematic if the girl would just stop clubbing! Can someone please please PLEASE figure out a way to help her? Her future used to be so bright……

Remember this???

**Sigh**ย  the good ol’ days…..

Truth be told – Though I am reporting such negativity, I really am rooting for Lindsay. No one likes to see any celebrity hit complete rock bottom. If Britney Spears can get her life together, then so can Lindsay. Let’s forget about the potential failures for a moment (i.e. Ms. Houston)..*Cough Cough**

Is Lindsay Lohan In Debt?

Dr. Drew Faces Backlash After Lindsay Lohan Comments

Sandra Bullock

It was a sad day when us peasants learned that our princess Sandra Bullock was facing public humiliation for her husband’s infidelity. Now, it looks like Sandra may just call it quits on her marriage. People Magazine reports that she was recently spotted without her wedding ring. Sandra has also moved out of her house, leaving Jesse and his three children alone without a wife and step-mother.

Usually, I am in favor of couples working through such issues as infidelity, but I can’t say that I blame Sandra’s decision. She knows what’s best for her…

Sandra Bullock Not Wearing Wedding Ring


After waking up Hollywood with her role as Mary Jones in Precious, Mo’Nique discussed the sexual abuse she experienced as a child at the hands of her brother Gerald Imes. Recently, Gerald did an exclusive interview with Oprah about his past drug abuse and maltreatment of his younger sister. Although Gerald has apologized, Mo’Nique doesn’t seem to want anything to do with him. Just last month, she told reporters about the time when her brother showed up at the hospital to see her newborn baby. That story didn’t end well for Gerald, and I doubt this one will either….Maybe for happy endings sake, we should just count Mo’Nique’s Oscar win for Best Supporting Actress as a fairy tale ending?

MoNiques Brother Apologizes

*With all this in mind, I would be a liar if I said that no fairy tale endings happen in Hollywood. Actually, they happen all of the time. Despite the constant rumors, Angelina and Brad are still together and raising their billions of children. Meanwhile, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are about to start their own family. So see, Hollywood happy endings do exist! Well, at least until they fall a part…lol

And just for fun, here’s the trailer for Shrek 4 Forever After. Since we’re talking about failed fairy tale endings, this somehow seemed appropriate? lol

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