Hot Mess Mondays: Chris Brown Back At It

And not in the right ways…..

Let’s get it!

1) Chris Brown for getting into more trouble.

Apparently, Chris stole a girl’s cell phone last month after partying in Miami. Now, he could be faced with both robbery and assault charges. Although it sounds like he probably won’t be going to jail, it’s still a hot ashy mess. Moisturize your ego Breezy!

2) Ben F. for that haaaaair!

I can’t believe this kid went on national television to find a wife with this hair. Without a doubt, he has the worst hair in Bachelor history. Sometimes you just gotta get your ears lowered…

3) Snooki for being preggers…

I’m just sad about this for selfish reasons. This news will definitely change something about my reality TV watching. Sigh…I guess I can watch Snooki with a baby meatball. I just hope she makes a decent mother…

Oh, the celebrity life…lol

Hot Mess Mondays: Why They So Ashy?!

There’s a new descriptor in town folks and it’s ASHY! No, not ashy as in white cracked skin or the Gross sisters from The Proud Family. Ashy as in stank, hoodrat, disappointing, incomprehensible, and well….you get the point.

Let’s get it!

1) Beyonce for being another celeb.

I actually do like Beyonce. She’s talented and can sell her ashy songs to almost anybody. Yet, I’m a little disappointed that she’s hopped onto the celebrity bandwagon with her baby’s name, Blue.

Everyone can pretty much assume that celebrities are going to name their child something “unique.” For what it’s worth, I like Blue Ivy Carter. It’s got a good ring to it. 😉

2) Common and Drake for having ashy knuckles.

Does anyone know/care why these two are fighting? Maybe we should just give them some vaseline, so they can grease their knuckles and  duke it out like men…

p.s. I don’t actually condone physical violence…well, for something as silly as this. lol

3) Jersey Shore for not being ashy enough?

Apparently, Jersey Shore’s ratings were down about 14% from last season’s premiere episode. Some media outlets are starting to wonder if people are getting bored of the show. The more”realistic” drama has cranked down some, making way for some unbelievably questionable storylines.

I admit that I’ll be watching Jersey Shore until it takes a permanent hiatus. Until then, these young Italians could be using a lot less tanning oil.

Side note: The Jersey Shore premiere had roughly 7.6 million viewers. People are definitely still watching. 😉

ALSO, is it just me or does Pauly D look like Vejeta from Dragon Ball Z?!

Pauly D

Vejeta

Sorry, undercover nerd moment….lol

4) Jenny McCarthy for thinking she’s not ashy.

While watching Access Hollywood, I learned that Jenny McCarthy won’t be doing Dancing With The Stars anytime soon. Apparently, the show doesn’t get enough A-listers like her…Am I missing something? Since when was Jenny McCarthy an A-lister?

Someone needs to get off their high horse and moisturize….

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Hot Mess Mondays: Straight Stanky

There are so many people out here nowadays that are straight STANKY! I can’t call out the ones in my actual life, so I’ll just have to settle for the celebs instead. Let’s get it!

1) Chris Brown for getting banned in the UK.

Okay…Honestly, Brown hasn’t been that stanky as of late. He’s just on this list for constantly being in the media. Earlier last week, it was the questionable tweets and now it’s this UK ban. With that said, the UK is stanky for banning Breezy from performing. Like WTF?

I get it. Boo boo messed up and put some boo boos on Rihanna’s face…..BUT not letting him perform seems a tad bit extreme if you ask me. Whatever though…I live in America where drug dealers, cokeheads, wife-beaters, rapists, and the like are allowed to perform…. Side-eye! 🙂

2) Christina Aguilera for distracting the public with her outfits.

As you guys know, I love me some X-Tina. She’s def one of my favorite singers. No matter what anyone says, she usually kills when it comes to the mic. Unfortunately, her outfit choices continue to take the attention off of her voice.

During the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Cardiff, Wales,  X-Tina performed “Dirty Diana” and smashed it. Yet, everyone is talking about her attire….I have to admit – it wasn’t the most flattering ensemble….We can do better X-tina. YES WE CAN!

3) Snooki for just being stanky!


Snooki has made this list on several occasions, and she will continue to do so unless she gets an attitude adjustment. I love Snooki and all of her pig noises, but homegirl is turning into a little diva if you ask me. The way she treats Jenny is such a mess. Face it Snooki. You’re stanky and your biffle is just trying to air you out.

Luv her though! lol 😉

4) Beyonce for stealing more dance moves.

Sooooo, Beyonce sees videos on YouTube, then decides that she can do them even better…haha I think she just needs to give people some more credit. Talk about how they inspired her in an interview or something! And like before the public finds the copycat footage on YouTube…Just sayin’….

Check out Mrs. Copycat Carter below.

Although Beyonce copies, she’s still fierce even when preggers with a little B-Z!

p.s. I felt like this post needed to end with some music, and the song below seemed the most appropriate…

Don’t judge me…lol  Lowkey, Beyonce copied this dance too for her “Run The World (Girls)” video. 😉

True Thursdays: Fave Guilty Pleasures on TV

All this week, I have been paying attention to the various television shows catching my eye, and realize that I am a TV “guilty pleasures whore.” Excuse the language. lol But, really. All of the things that I enjoy the most are the cheesiest, shallowest, poppiest things known to man. Technically, I should be embarrassed about loving them so much, but it’s me, so I actually don’t feel guilty at all. lol Anyways, I thought it would be fun to share with you guys some of my favorite guilty pleasures on TV. Who knows? You might be/or get hooked too!

1) Reality TV. about romance.

Yes, I know that these shows tend to be trashy, especially those on VH1. Can they bring back “I Love New York” though? Just sayin’…

2) Reality TV singing/dance competitions.

 

“X Factor” doesn’t even come on in the U.S., and I still got my fix every weekend on YouTube! I am so excited for the American version of this show. It’s about time! 😉

3) Made-For-TV Romantic Comedies.

I’m telling you. Whenever you need a good laugh or just a nice enjoyable movie to watch, see what’s on ABC family. These romantic comedies are better than anything you’ll see in theaters nowadays. They also star your favorite actors and actresses from Disney. 😉

4) Pure trashy, reality television.

 

 

 

Personally, Bravo is my favorite cable channel behind MTV. From its Housewives franchise to Millionaire Matchmaker, Bravo is the best place for such guilty pleasures. I love Love LOVE it! lol

**What are your guilty pleasures? If you got a good one, feel free to share with me. I WILL watch it. 😉

 

Hot Mess Mondays: Guess Who’s Baaaack?!

Me! lol Hallo boys and girls. I am officially back and it feels oh so marvelous!

Now, I know that I promised to return January 1st, but you all know my record for punctual returns by now….In all seriousness, I have been M.I.A. for a very good reason. I’m ending my funemployment. Sadness. Yes, I know. After 3 weeks in D.C., I decided to come back to LA focused and ready to take on the job hunt. So far, things aren’t looking too shabby. No matter what I should be achieving my Febs 1st deadline of no more funemployment. Hooray!

With that said, I know that I am not necessarily the one that you all are interested in. It’s been a long time coming for this Hot Mess Monday post. Let’s get it!

1) Gucci Mane for tatooing “Burr” on his face.

Gucci Mane has been making plenty of headlines lately for comments of “mental incompetency.” Although everyone knows that Gucci Mane is a mess for several reasons, his new tat has to top any hot mess list. It’s one thing to say “Burr!” in every music video and song. It’s another to have that mess tatooed on your face on a giant ice-cream cone. There’s no “hip” in this fool’s hop. And no, Gucci. Lightening bolts do not make your tat any cooler…

2) Justin Bieber for getting his hair trimmed.

Bieber’s locks have been a major topic of discussion ever since he first burst into Pop stardom. I mean, who could ignore the constant hair flipping in EVERY interview? It’s a wonder that ol’ boy didn’t get whiplash…Anyways, now Bieber has gotten his hair trimmed, and the whole world is talking again. Unfortunately, the shorter side bangs are not really working for me.

People used to say that Bieber looked like a young lesbian before. I never saw it. To me, he looked like a regular adolescent white boy, which is what he is… (in case there was some confusion). lol But now, I’m not so sure. Maybe next time Bieber. 😉

3) Snooki for saying that she is tired of her nickname.

Apparently, the Jersey Shore’s Snooki was caught running her mouth again. This time it was about how she misses being called by her real name Nicole. I’m sorry, but did I miss something? Snooki is the name that brought you a lot of fame and a lot of money.

Without the name Snooki, this little Chilean Italian would be irrelevant. Sounds to me like someone needs to SIT down, and stop complaining! Smh… lol

p.s. The Jersey Shore is A-mazing, and a special episode is airing tonight on MTV! I believe there will be a drunk “Nicole” getting arrested on the beach.  🙂

4) Nina Tassler, CBS exec, for making comments about Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen’s problems over the years have been talked about in every newspaper, magazine, and media outlet. However, I think it’s funny that CBS executive Nina Tassler feels the need to talk about CBS’ “high level of concern” for the actor now. Let’s be real. There’s no point in even voicing concern. At the end of the day, no one cares what goes on in Charlie’s personal life, as long as he continues to bring in the big bucks for studios. Unless Ms. Tassler is going to try and actively get involved with Sheen’s personal troubles, any comments on Sheen just aren’t necessary.

5) The Golden Globes for not giving me anything to talk about…

Even though I have no real comments about the attendees at last night’s Globes, I do want to congratulate all of the winners. I more or less agree with the awards that were given out, and am excited about Colin Firth’s win for “The King’s Speech.” Can’t wait for the Oscars! 🙂

Hot Mess Mondays: Not Everything Is A Publicity Stunt

Good morning everyone! As always, I hope that everyone had a splendid weekend. Now, let’s get straight to the countdown!

1) T.I. for his newest jail sentence.

Just last Friday, T.I. found out that he would be serving 11 more months in prison for drug possession back in September. Yikes! Honestly, I don’t know what to say about this one. T.I. has only been out of jail for his last crimes for a few months. Such a mess…

p.s. Even though T.I. was absolutely stupid in this matter, I think it’s also a hot mess that he gets harsher punishments than some other celebrities who have made this countdown in the past.

Here is a comment I found about the T.I. situation.

“Lindsay Lohan violated probation also and she isn’t in jail, she is in rehab. What is wrong with this picture? Paris Hilton gets busted all of the time with drugs, isn’t she still on probation? Why isn’t anyone asking these questions?” – Anonymous

Anonymous, those are my thoughts exactly. At least T.I. showed up for his court date unlike Ms. Lohan, who ended up missing hers because she was out of the country. Just sayin…

2) The American public for thinking everything is a publicity stunt.

If you’ve been following the T.I. story, then you know that last week the rapper also made headlines for helping a suicidal man off the roof of a building in Atlanta. After T.I. convinced the man not to end his life, people claimed that it was all a publicity stunt to make T.I. look good before his court appearance. Honestly, I just think that people can be so ridiculous sometimes. No one is going to stage a suicide attempt for good publicity. Also, have we really lost THAT much faith in one another? Sometimes people are genuinely good people, and I believe that about T.I. despite his criminal history.

3) Bishop Eddie Long and his church for just being an overall mess.

Apparently, the bishop is not the only one causing New Birth Missionary trouble.  Last week, Theybf.com reported that a woman by the name of Tama Colson was suing the church for failing to address her claims that Michael Caesar, a prominent church staff member, showed her inappropriate pictures of his penis as well as had other inappropriate interactions with women in the church. Smh…No words.

4) Kanye West for always complaining.

It looks like Kanye’s a little annoyed that people don’t like his latest artwork for his album cover. The cover depicts a naked Kanye being straddled by some white “phoenix.” Although, I can understand Kanye’s frustrations as an artist wanting to freely express himself,  I can also understand why some companies might think the picture is a little risky to be put on shelves…Anyways, wherever there is Kanye West, there is always controversy, and I’m a little tired of it.

5) The Situation for being a terrible situation.

 

The Situation and Pauly D

 

Jersey Shore never fails to entertain me, but last week I was completely disgusted my Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s behavior on the show. Twice, Mike failed at being a wingman for his friend Pauly D, who happens to be my fave on the show. Not to mention, Mike has proven time and time again that he is much too aggressive with the opposite sex. Not every woman wants you Mike. Get off and get over it!

With that said, I like The Situation. lol

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Hot Mess Mondays: Have The Celebs Been On Good Behavior?

Of course not. lol With that said, it’s not Hollywood that made the number one spot today. It’s…

1) Mark Zuckerberg – For having a being a hot mess.

UPDATE: I have to change my hot mess description because maybe Zuckerberg’s life wasn’t all bad. With that said, he’s still a hot mess and has made some hot mess decisions without the consent/knowledge of the ones most being affected by them.

**Original post: That description might sound a little harsh, but if a fraction of the The Social Network is true, then Zuckerberg is a hot mess personality, who made hot mess decisions.

With that said, he’s the youngest billionaire in the world. BUT, we all know that money does not buy happiness.

2) The Situation – For being absolutely terrible on Dancing With The Stars.

Last week, Jersey Shore‘s The Situation had his second go at the dancing competition, and from what I saw it wasn’t too good. We all excused him for the first week when he didn’t have as much time to rehearse as the other contestants. Saving him for a second time, however, might have been a bad idea America. The kid doesn’t even know what musicality is…

I do kinda like his haircut though. lol

3) Angelina – For being the least liked member of the Jersey Shore.

Living in a house full of characters, both good and bad, how is it that you manage to become the least liked cast member? I don’t know, but that’s the question I want to ask Jersey Shore’s Angelina. Even though Angelina’s departure was supposed to be the highlight of Thursday night’s episode, I think I was more entertained by Pauly D and the boys’ “It’s TTT-shirt Tiiiiiiime!” than with anything involving Angelina…

4) T.I. for possibly getting his probation revoked.

Earlier last month, I reported that T.I. and his wife Tiny were arrested in West Hollywood. Now, it looks like T.I. will be facing a federal judge next Friday. He better get down on his hands and knees, and beg not to have his probation taken away. Geez…

5) Calvin Harris for making a big deal out of nothing.

On my last Music Tuesday, I posted a link to Chris Brown’s new single “Yeah 3x,” unaware of the controversy surrounding it. If you go on YouTube and read the comments under “Yeah 3x,” you will see a lot of support for UK singer and DJ Calvin Harris. Apparently, Mr. Harris accused Chris Brown of stealing his beat from “I’m Not Alone.” Now, I listened to both singles, and it’s true. Chris’ beat is beyond similar. With that said, the beat is not Harris’ original work. If you do a little research, Mr. Harris took his own beat from The Chemical Brothers. Honestly, who cares about any of this stuff anyways? ALL music is sampled nowadays. Smh…

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