Hot Mess Mondays: Guess Who’s Baaaack?!

Me! lol Hallo boys and girls. I am officially back and it feels oh so marvelous!

Now, I know that I promised to return January 1st, but you all know my record for punctual returns by now….In all seriousness, I have been M.I.A. for a very good reason. I’m ending my funemployment. Sadness. Yes, I know. After 3 weeks in D.C., I decided to come back to LA focused and ready to take on the job hunt. So far, things aren’t looking too shabby. No matter what I should be achieving my Febs 1st deadline of no more funemployment. Hooray!

With that said, I know that I am not necessarily the one that you all are interested in. It’s been a long time coming for this Hot Mess Monday post. Let’s get it!

1) Gucci Mane for tatooing “Burr” on his face.

Gucci Mane has been making plenty of headlines lately for comments of “mental incompetency.” Although everyone knows that Gucci Mane is a mess for several reasons, his new tat has to top any hot mess list. It’s one thing to say “Burr!” in every music video and song. It’s another to have that mess tatooed on your face on a giant ice-cream cone. There’s no “hip” in this fool’s hop. And no, Gucci. Lightening bolts do not make your tat any cooler…

2) Justin Bieber for getting his hair trimmed.

Bieber’s locks have been a major topic of discussion ever since he first burst into Pop stardom. I mean, who could ignore the constant hair flipping in EVERY interview? It’s a wonder that ol’ boy didn’t get whiplash…Anyways, now Bieber has gotten his hair trimmed, and the whole world is talking again. Unfortunately, the shorter side bangs are not really working for me.

People used to say that Bieber looked like a young lesbian before. I never saw it. To me, he looked like a regular adolescent white boy, which is what he is… (in case there was some confusion). lol But now, I’m not so sure. Maybe next time Bieber. πŸ˜‰

3) Snooki for saying that she is tired of her nickname.

Apparently, the Jersey Shore’s Snooki was caught running her mouth again. This time it was about how she misses being called by her real name Nicole. I’m sorry, but did I miss something? Snooki is the name that brought you a lot of fame and a lot of money.

Without the name Snooki, this little Chilean Italian would be irrelevant. Sounds to me like someone needs to SIT down, and stop complaining! Smh… lol

p.s. The Jersey Shore is A-mazing, and a special episode is airing tonight on MTV! I believe there will be a drunk “Nicole” getting arrested on the beach.Β  πŸ™‚

4) Nina Tassler, CBS exec, for making comments about Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen’s problems over the years have been talked about in every newspaper, magazine, and media outlet. However, I think it’s funny that CBS executive Nina Tassler feels the need to talk about CBS’ “high level of concern” for the actor now. Let’s be real. There’s no point in even voicing concern. At the end of the day, no one cares what goes on in Charlie’s personal life, as long as he continues to bring in the big bucks for studios. Unless Ms. Tassler is going to try and actively get involved with Sheen’s personal troubles, any comments on Sheen just aren’t necessary.

5) The Golden Globes for not giving me anything to talk about…

Even though I have no real comments about the attendees at last night’s Globes, I do want to congratulate all of the winners. I more or less agree with the awards that were given out, and am excited about Colin Firth’s win for “The King’s Speech.” Can’t wait for the Oscars! πŸ™‚

Hot Mess Mondays: Life’s Rough

Hola mi amigos. πŸ™‚

I hope everyone had a marvelous weekend, and is refreshed for the busy Thanksgiving week ahead.

I know it’s been a minute since I have written a post, but unfortunately last week I was mourning the death of Ronni Chasen, the top Hollywood publicist, who was murdered in Beverly Hills last Monday night.

I have only been in LA for 4 months, and half of that time I have spent interning with Chasen and Company, Ronni’s PR firm. Over these past two months, I have learned to love Ronni just as so many others have throughout the years. Ronni was dedicated to her work, and one of the most caring and thoughtful people I have ever met. She was absolutely hilarious, something that was continuously remembered at her funeral on Sunday. R.I.P. Ronni. πŸ™‚

And with that said, life, no matter how rough it gets, has to go on. Therefore, today, I will continue with the Hot Mess Monday countdown.

1) Charlie Sheen for being Charlie Sheen.

Over the years, Sheen has allegedly beat a number of women, and had multiple problems with the law. Yet, he remains a free man.

Now, an adult film actress is accusing Sheen of battery and saying racial slurs to her. I’m sorry, but am I missing something here? Why do women even get involved with this man?!? You know how people say that it’s never the woman’s fault. A man should never put his hands on a woman. Yeah, well…I beg to differ. If a man has admitted to domestic abuse before, and has been in and out of jail, and you still decide to mess with him, then you deserve it! Yes, I said it. lol

2) DMX for dissing Jay-Z, and then apologizing for his comments.

When will people learn that you don’t diss Jay-Z? People should not hate on the rap mogul just because their own lives and careers aren’t together. DMX, like Sheen, has constantly beenΒ  in and out trouble. Instead of dissing rappers, maybe he needs to focus back prayer. Just a thought.

3) Sarah Palin for remaining in the spotlight.

I actually quite like Palin as a personality because she never fails to bring the laughter. However, the repeated stupidity that leaves her mouth/ manifests itself in her new book is just getting to be too much. I just hope she doesn’t try to run for President in 2012. Sigh…

4) Tony Parker for infidelity.

A lot of men AND women are guilty of this marriage crime, but Tony could at least have some self-respect. Sending texts to another teammates wife? That’s just no bueno.

5) Eva Longoria for marrying Tony Parker.

Okay, I know technically I should sympathize with Eva. After all, Tony did enter a contract with her on their wedding day. With that said, everyone, including Eva,Β  knows that basketball players tend to be unfaithful. I’ve seen firsthand how me groupies follow these players around. The whole thing’s a mess. If you’re not willing to accept infidelity as a potentially huge problem in your marriage, definitely don’t marry a star NBA player! Just sayin’….

p.s. Eva can do better anyways. πŸ˜‰

Hot Mess Mondays: Please Don’t Encourage Your Mother

Good morning everyone! I hope that this Halloween weekend didn’t almost kill you, and that you enjoyed trick or treating, tons of candy, and fun Fun FUN! I had an awesome weekend, but now it’s time to bring back the list that was missing last week. Let’s get it!

1) Justin Bieber for writing a memoir.

On Friday, my friend informed me that Mr. Bieber would be having his very own book signing at The Grove right here in LA. Although I’m sure that the Halloween signing brought out plenty of Bieber Fever fans, I can’t help, but to question why Justin needs a memoir at 16. I know people love his adorable boyish looks, voice, and “dancing abilities,” but do people actually care about the first 15 years of his life??? Not to mention, I wonder if Bieber even wrote the book himself…

2) Bristol Palin for wanting to see her mother run for president.

I’m sorry. Did I miss something? Your mother ran two years ago, and embarrassed herself on national television when she couldn’t answer reporter Charlie Gibson’s questions. I don’t care how much you love and support your mother. You still know when someone is a bad choice. Let’s be real.

3) Heidi Montag for returning to her husband Spencer Pratt.

Whether or not you watched MTV’s The Hills, you probably have heard of reality stars/married couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, seeing as though the two managed to get their names into almost every media outlet. I confess. I was one of the people to watch The Hills, and honestly, this couple screams train wreck. People were happy when Heidi finally filed for divorce. Now, however, it seems that Heidi has put the divorce papers aside. She even spent Halloween with Spencer. Trick or treat?

4) Mel Gibson for not having that Charlie Sheen appeal.

Hollywood is a funny place, picking and choosing which celebrities are “hot” and which are not. Some celebrities such as Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen, who constantly get into trouble, are considered hot regardless of their personal misbehaviors. Charlie Sheen has been associated with drug/alcohol abuse and domestic violence on a number of occasions, and still manages to be one of the highest paid sitcom actors.

And then, there are the Mel Gibson’s of the world, who just can’t catch a break. The current drama happening between Mel and his former flame Oksana Grigorieva is only getting worse. Honestly, I feel bad for Mel. Should he have made those anti-semitic/racist comments in the past? Of course not, especially when everyone in his line of business is Jewish… But, I think there’s something else going on with him that the rest of the world is failing to understand, and that what sucks.

Side note: Google Charlie Sheen, and look at what comes up. You’ll see what I mean. πŸ˜‰

5) Anyone who celebrated Halloween without a costume.

I used to be semi-guilty of this growing up, but at least I would try to put something festive on if I failed at a complete costume. When a group of us went out to celebrate Halloween on Saturday night, we were surprised by the number of people who were not dressed up. Where’s the Halloween spirit folks?! As for the celebrities, who failed this year, Heidi Montag is making this list a second time for going to a Halloween party dressed as herself. The photo above is taken from perezhilton.com. **As fake as your body might be Heidi, you are not a costume.

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