Hot Mess Mondays: Why They So Ashy?!

There’s a new descriptor in town folks and it’s ASHY! No, not ashy as in white cracked skin or the Gross sisters from The Proud Family. Ashy as in stank, hoodrat, disappointing, incomprehensible, and well….you get the point.

Let’s get it!

1) Beyonce for being another celeb.

I actually do like Beyonce. She’s talented and can sell her ashy songs to almost anybody. Yet, I’m a little disappointed that she’s hopped onto the celebrity bandwagon with her baby’s name, Blue.

Everyone can pretty much assume that celebrities are going to name their child something “unique.” For what it’s worth, I like Blue Ivy Carter. It’s got a good ring to it. 😉

2) Common and Drake for having ashy knuckles.

Does anyone know/care why these two are fighting? Maybe we should just give them some vaseline, so they can grease their knuckles and  duke it out like men…

p.s. I don’t actually condone physical violence…well, for something as silly as this. lol

3) Jersey Shore for not being ashy enough?

Apparently, Jersey Shore’s ratings were down about 14% from last season’s premiere episode. Some media outlets are starting to wonder if people are getting bored of the show. The more”realistic” drama has cranked down some, making way for some unbelievably questionable storylines.

I admit that I’ll be watching Jersey Shore until it takes a permanent hiatus. Until then, these young Italians could be using a lot less tanning oil.

Side note: The Jersey Shore premiere had roughly 7.6 million viewers. People are definitely still watching. 😉

ALSO, is it just me or does Pauly D look like Vejeta from Dragon Ball Z?!

Pauly D

Vejeta

Sorry, undercover nerd moment….lol

4) Jenny McCarthy for thinking she’s not ashy.

While watching Access Hollywood, I learned that Jenny McCarthy won’t be doing Dancing With The Stars anytime soon. Apparently, the show doesn’t get enough A-listers like her…Am I missing something? Since when was Jenny McCarthy an A-lister?

Someone needs to get off their high horse and moisturize….

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Hot Mess Mondays: Blacks Weren’t Meant To Fly

When you’re black, you get away with the best titles….Let’s get it!

1) Rick Ross for traveling after having seizures.

Is it just me or is Rick Ross being a hot mess? After having two separate seizures aboard two separate airplanes, Ross doesn’t seem to have any intention of slowing down. Now, I’m not a doctor….But, if I have any type of seizure, my butt is staying grounded until someone figures out what’s wrong with me.

2) Beyonce for having a baby bump that does weird things.

Okay, I don’t even know how to approach this story. Word on the street has been that Beyonce is not really pregnant and has been wearing a prosthetic baby bump.

Everyone is talking, including Ms. Wendy Williams. See the clip below.

Although Wendy can be a little extra, Beyonce’s bump does look weird both in the video and in the photo above. Baby bumps definitely do not squish like that.

Personally, I don’t think that Beyonce is lying about being pregnant. Lying would just be psychotic, and I think she’s one of the more sane celebrities out there. With that said, I do think that Beyonce could be wearing a fake bump because it looks better in pictures. Everyone knows a bigger bump gets more oohs and aahs than a slightly fat stomach. Just sayin’…

3) Linday Lohan for not getting it together.

Apparently, Ms. Lohan has been violating her probation by not seeing her therapist regularly. Sigh…I guess one more year in jail isn’t that bad.

Speaking of jail, is T.I. back in jail yet? I tried keeping track of his freedom, but that just got too complicated.

4) The people behind the latest Charlie’s Angels for failing to see its flop factor.

After just 4 episodes, ABC has decided to cancel Charlie’s Angels. What a surprise…

Now, I’m usually not a fan of remakes. Actually, I think all remakes should die! haha  Some of them, however, have been surprisingly entertaining like the Charlie’s Angels starring Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu. I just don’t think enough time has passed since the last movie installment for the TV show to be a hit.

p.s. This weekend’s box office is filled with remakes (i.e. Footloose and The Thing). I’m so sad that they remade Footloose. The original was SO good! And, no one can replace Kevin Bacon. Please.

In all honesty, I didn’t even realize Footloose was out in theaters. If you’re like me and clueless, then you can take a look at the trailer below.

Side note: Going back to the beginning of this post – if you think my title is true, then you’re an idiot. Blacks were definitely meant to fly.  😉

Seeeeeee! Ugh, I cannot wait for this movie!

 

 

Wild Wednesdays: BeyonceJayFetus

Read this article…Beyonce’s Baby.

Enough said.

Can I be a little B-Z please????  Y’all saw that post from yesterday….*Deep sigh.* lol

Thank You Lady Gaga

Looking back over the past school year (and I know it’s not finished just yet), I realize that I have been really entertained by the music industry lately. At first, I could not pinpoint the exact reasons for why music artists were bringing me a particular and unexplainable joy, BUT now, I know why! Ladies and gentlemen, the age of the music video has returned and I think it is for the better.

Personally, I have been getting tired of the cheap video girl images that came packaged and ready for shipping with every new rapper. There are only so many times when artists can recycle suicide doors, exploding champagne bottles, and metal mouths for their music videos. That is precisely why 2009 and 2010 have been incredibly strong music video years. It looks to me like the music industry is beginning to realize just how important a music video can be in promoting a new song. For example, Usher’s brand new video for his latest single “OMG” is awesome. Originally, I was not a fan of “OMG,” but now after seeing a few classic Usher dance moves combined with clean choreo against a crisp white wall and dancing shadows, I love the song!

Don’t get it twisted, Usher’s video, though cool, has nothing on the reigning queens’. That’s right. Lady Gaga and Beyonce undoubtedly killed the music video game this year, bringing a much needed sense of creativity to other artists. Without her quirky/sometimes questionably unique style and groundbreaking concepts for music videos, Lady Gaga would not be the superstar that she is today. Not to mention, Lady Gaga is making everyone realize that they need to step their game up!  As for Beyonce, she’s been in the business working her butt off for years, and it is her approach to the music video that helps to continue her dominance over the rest. I mean, let’s be real….we all thought “Single Ladies” was a hot ass mess until we saw the music video….

Anyways, I could go on forever about how happy I am to be watching the quality of thought all over MTV, VH1, and Youtube nowadays….So, instead of boring you with my rambling, I am just going to give you examples of the music videos I think rock. These artists definitely deserve to have people watch their efforts.  😉

Side note: I would like to thank Chris Brown for continuing to provide great music videos despite his career dry spell. The sand-spinning in the video for “Crawl” is just magical! Gets me every time. LOL Also, thank you Adam Lambert for coming correct, and at least trying to hang with the best of the music video kings and queens. You’re underground sewer/Dracula’s lair theatrics made me love you even more. Keep up the good work! Also, where is the Alicia Keys and Beyonce video for Put It In A Love Song? Am I missing something here or wasn’t the production for that video being hyped over two months ago? I’m just saying….

Enjoy the videos! 🙂

And because there is no video for Put It In A Love Song, here’s a picture from the music video shoot for you to stare at? lol

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